GNS REPORT: New Faction!

Arklari · Post by **Arklari** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:24 pm

As your watching the screen a flashing image of a blue eagle with a square around it appears.

It Appears there is a new faction, The Zyric Republic. This Reporter is here to give you the scoop.

[Interviewer]: Could you please tell us what this 'Faction' is, and what it's about?
[Arklari] Well after being stuck in the 5th dimension for Quite a while I had a vision.. To rid the universe of tyrants like the Half-Monkey Half-Human Mit.. And to bring freedom to every last part of the galaxy.
[Interviewer]: Could I ask you why you call it a 'Faction' and not a government then?
[Arklari]: I call it a faction because it does not yet have enough support to be considered a Government yet.
[Interviewer]: What is your story about how you got into the 5th dimension and how you got out, and what was it like?
[Arklari]: Well I wouldn't recommend taking a vacation there but.. I fell asleep on the joystick.. I was aimed for a sun when something strange happend... I guess I pushed the hyperspace button or something because when I woke up space was white and the sun was black... Normal rules of physics did not have a law here.. What went up.. Stayed up and what tried to go up fell.... It was really confusing. I guess it would take a Half-Monkey Half Human to enjoy it.
[Interviewer]: Well it seems our time is up, one Last question, If I have a question how do I contact you to Join/ask a question? What Positions are available?
[Arklari]: A Great question, just type ?setchat Zyric Republic
[Arklari]: If im not on you can contact me at steven8190903@aol.com or arklari@zwallet.com I'll get back to you. As for positions, first person to join gets Leader Powers more information on the way in my next GNS broadcast

[GNS stands for GALACTIC NEWS SYSTEM Btw, currently it is a PRIVATE IDEA, so only i am allowed to publish interviews]

[MIT I WANT AN IN-GAME PATENT OF THE GNS SYSTEM]

*note Im not really trying to overthrow mit it just makes for fun roleplaying! So don't flog me!

The Image of a blue eagle slowly fades as you return to normal viewscreen

Kirby · Post by **Kirby** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:23 pm

Haha,that was fun to read.

theseer · Post by **theseer** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:43 pm

is there a chance ur the same Arklari from SS with the Klingon Empire?

Arklari · Post by **Arklari** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:25 pm

I quite am theseer

Nice to see ya I've been at a tractor longer than SS

theseer · Post by **theseer** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:47 am

nice..... now stay on topic the rest of you

Minku · Post by **Minku** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:27 am

As your watching the screen a flashing image of a blue eagle with a square around it appears.

It shows a man holding a gun to Arkai's head, the man's face is covered.

Man: Do not join this man, if you do not heed my warning MIT may stop his work due to lack of confidance. YOU DO WANNA PLAY?! DON'T YOU?! HUH? I THOUGHT SO!

The man then shoots Arkai in both arms, and both legs, then he shoots off his ear.

The Image of a blue eagle slowly fades as you return to normal viewscreen

theseer · Post by **theseer** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:20 am

Okay.... no we know what are in your dreams we can properly diagnose you.
but first we have to send out results to......

Minku · Post by **Minku** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:28 am

theseer wrote:Okay.... no we know what are in your dreams we can properly diagnose you.
but first we have to send out results to......

No... I am just a Air Pirate... That was my evil clone.

10dollars · Post by **10dollars** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:59 am

Uhhhh.. RIGHTEO THEN.

Some people have ideas.. Very innovative ideas...

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I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son

Kirby · Post by **Kirby** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:58 am

"Anyone claiming to be sain is not sain."

Fits the topic well

It works,really it does,the quote that is.

theseer · Post by **theseer** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:17 am

of course not...
only people who think they're sane are sane.

10dollars · Post by **10dollars** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:03 am

This is officialy off-topic. OH and my agent made me a site

www.reileymcclendon.moonfruit.com

Arklari · Post by **Arklari** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:23 pm

Minku wrote:As your watching the screen a flashing image of a blue eagle with a square around it appears.

It shows a man holding a gun to Arkai's head, the man's face is covered.

Man: Do not join this man, if you do not heed my warning MIT may stop his work due to lack of confidance. YOU DO WANNA PLAY?! DON'T YOU?! HUH? I THOUGHT SO!

The man then shoots Arkai in both arms, and both legs, then he shoots off his ear.

The Image of a blue eagle slowly fades as you return to normal viewscreen

Arkai's ? I didn't know an Arkai .......
AS for mit he aint gunna stop due to lack of confidence

(thats why i made a *NOTE)
Dumbass....

Arklari · Post by **Arklari** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:42 pm

Stickifiy Please

Mattizme · Post by **Mattizme** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:28 pm

...why?

Kirby · Post by **Kirby** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:07 pm

...Stickys taste....gooooood...

Mydd · Post by **Mydd** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:20 pm

But just then.. All life ceased to exist, except Mydd, just because.

Arklari · Post by **Arklari** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:35 am

Stickify because I want people to read this or i'll keep having to post

theseer · Post by **theseer** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:05 am

but it isn't nessecarily an important post.

Kirby · Post by **Kirby** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:17 am

Maybe if we read this topic backwards it has a important meaning! So might as well sticky it