Beautiful Socialist Malkier Experiment!

[flametard]

Welcome to beautiful Socialist Malkier








Everyone Gets a House for 1s!

Everyone gets a mine for 1s!

We will help you get set up, and help you learn a skill!

The Experiment is working! Come and see!

Some other players are mad at our success from working together, even if we try to help them with our socialist stimulus packages! We tried the road of peace but we don't understand why they hate us. So under the command of General Stimutacs, Defense Secretary of Malkier, We will pre-emptivley strike any other town who poses a threat to us... as soon as the consequenses of sword battles are implemented.

Come and see for yourself how we have proven that socialism is the real way! and join our utopia! or come to fight against socialism if you dare. but you will be crushed. we will not be threatened, we are heroic socialist Malkier!

[zaroba]

Everyone Gets a House for 1s!
Everyone gets a mine for 1s!
Everyone? Other times you say only certain people :p

even if we try to help them with our socialist simulus packages
What is this package? It can't be the house and mine, as you don't offer that to everybody. Could be why they don't accept your attempt at help. Unless 'try to help' means 'consider to offer help, but decide not to'


Nice picture though

[flametard]

we have denied funding to those who are already rich, only. and thank you, there was actually a dead body in the middle of the neighborhood and we had to choose the angle wisely. and some floating words such as "brrrraaaaiiiinnnsss" were hovering above the body, but they barely managed not to get in the shot.

[Mit]

ah damn! its nice to see a medieval socialist utopia idea. we don't get enough of those these days :]

[zaroba]

That picture cannot be taken again. It is now a one of a kind photo.

Seems somebody built a forge in the housing section :p

[flametard]

----------------Tips for growing your city as big as Malkier! ----------------

Some players have visited the megalopolis "malkier" and were so awe strucken, they had to know the secrets to its success. I am here today to give you the tricks you need to help your city grow.

1- when a new player arrives, type *showjobs playername
that will let you know if they're currently employed

2- then type *showowned playername
this will inform you if they currently own any buildings, and where.

3- type *showskills playernam
this will tell you what kind of skills they currently have.

If the player has no skills and no job, kindly ask them if they have a job (don't let on to them that you've been creeping their stats) and if they answer, tell them you'll guide them to malkier, build them a free house and hook them up with a job. Many new players are just glad for the help.


-----FINAL STEP-----

Convince the New players that this game is actually more interesting than it looks. after about 5 days they'll realize there is pretty much nothing to do. That's when you break out the A game... Explaining what TU is and why the current state is such. If you're lucky, the new player won't say something like "ok, see you in 2 years" they will stick around, pay the membership, and built a world.


Mit, please return soon and implement another update, even if trivial in nature. Moral is starting to dip down again. thanks.

[ElderGod]

lol @ "see you in 2 years"

[flametard]

I regret to inform you that Malkier has died. the Great Stimutacs who was the driving force, the "Lenin" of malkier, can be seen planking in the exact same spot where he died, on display as an inspiring reminder of the feats of working together.

Rip Stimutacs.

Occasionally, it is said that floating words have been witnessed above the body of the fallen leader, but recent scientific evidence has concluded that it is merely the decomposing body expelling gasses.

[MasterNiCron]

knew he was full of hot air LoL

[zaroba]

I regret to inform you that Malkier has died.

The town might not be dieing if Jazno didn't have building disabled. lol