Revelations - State of the planet address

[morbydvisns]

Thank you for attending our first State of the Planet Address.

As most of you already know, (and may it be written in the history books!) that I was elected by the overwhelming , almost unanimous majority of the population this Sunday the 25th of March, and I thank you for the opportunity. Being the first of a line of rulers of Revelations, I plan to set the bar of standards so that any King following will find near impossible to live up to. This bar shall be of relative height, which shall be determined by comparison to whats currently available for him to do for his people to ensure longevity and a prosperous existance.

My first order was to open trade to the island, allowing importation of personal protection so that anyone that can gather rocks can get a sword. Shortly thereafter the population thought that wasn't good enough and wanted another king. This only lasted about an hour before I regained the populace's confidence and the vast majority showed their support once again. Let's see that that doesn't happen again anytime soon, for at peak age and hunger, no one can stand against except it be willed by the one establishes and dethrones Kings.

I declare this week a week of rest. We have been working hardily. Brush up on your swordsmanship if you like. Perhaps we shall have some small kill and capture competitions this weekend for a determined prize.

[Mit]

righto, boss. On it. :]