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flametard · Post by **flametard** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:36 pm

greetings.

Attention HUMONS!

the current homeworld of the legendary NR faction, Xebec, is now being re-terraformed by the great Stimutacs. YES! the great one himself now resides where he should, in the galaxy, on Xebec. We are pleased to inform you that many tasks for preparing the arrival of this planet have been accomplished! below is a progress report:

heightmap- 100% done
ground textures- 99% done
b-dats- 99% done
items- 99% done
models/textures- 90% done
vehicle settings and weapons- 100% done
other settings 95% done
maps and other book items- 50% done
newspaper- 25% done
scripted items- 75% done
trigger building scripts-0% done
other event scripts- 0% done
gov building placement - 100% done
tree placement- 0% done

unfortunately, the great Stimutacs, and myself, are currently very busy attending to duties on the pathetic HUMON planet of earth, so our progress on the completion of Xebec may be a slow one. but our DESIRES have never changed since the days long long ago, when Stimutacs valiantly defended the galaxy from the many foes of NR. Foes such as the AIF, BG, SR, INK, and countless others who have betrayed the galaxy with their insolence and wrongdoing. The great Stimutacs' laserpoint heaves, like the bounded breast of a buxom madam, to penetrate the enemies of NR once more.

If you log into the galaxy and there is no one around you, infimp to the planet of xebec and wait. the great one will surely be pleased and honor you with missiles and gamma rays.

that is all.

David · Post by **David** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:57 am

Enemies of NR lazed and dismantled- 50% done

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:42 pm

indeed.

so it seems the galactic developer has returned and given us new treats to play with. I received a message via electronic mail, however, i have not yet been able to test the new tweaks. I hear sheilds are now manual which i always thought would be a good idea, so you can spar with someone without having to have a gamma ray.

Has anyone had a chance to test out the new stuff? I am currently offline but this gives me a new reason to pay the old internet bill. haha.

MasterNiCron · Post by **MasterNiCron** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:50 pm

yes i have and i got to say the new changes to space are great

also death to NR

Bipper · Post by **Bipper** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:28 am

I assume NR is still dominating the galaxy and everything

MasterNiCron · Post by **MasterNiCron** » Fri May 13, 2011 2:00 pm

no i am dominating over the galaxy and over the weak NR

ElderGod · Post by **ElderGod** » Sat May 14, 2011 1:06 am

So is there space wars or no? <--- All i need to start my engines.

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Sat May 14, 2011 4:12 am

It's kinda like the wild west out there right now. Its open territory. If the Great one heard what I'm about to say next, he'd surgically remove my tongue: NR no longer rules the galaxy.

but we are mighty and if mobilized we would chokehold the galaxy with creamy justice. you've all seen it before, you know the level of killing we are capable of.

Yes, indeed space is receiving some phasery goodness once again. The great Stimutacs is occasionally seen making the rounds. Also he has slowly put in some extra time toward Xebec, but i will shite you not; he is a very busy alien these days.

The new 55 patch is very nice. Mit himself was even discovered by Stimutacs during a testing of the new sheild controls. there was much phaser fire in all directions, occasionally even making contact with hull! I would suggest trying looking for foes during the afternoons of Earth's American Eastern Standard times. good day and good luck sires. end transmission

MasterNiCron · Post by **MasterNiCron** » Sat May 14, 2011 2:54 pm

welcom back cyborg it has been awile

zaroba · Post by **zaroba** » Sun May 15, 2011 12:14 am

flametard wrote:It's kinda like the wild west out there right now. Its open territory. If the Great one heard what I'm about to say next, he'd surgically remove my tongue: NR no longer rules the galaxy.

open territory?
you do know that Zoric Enterprises has been, and still is around, right? :p

if NR is no longer in a ruling position, then by default, Zoric Enterprises currently rules the galaxy. although Zoric Enterprises has no interest in it, so you can feel free to take it back when your ready for it.

MasterNiCron · Post by **MasterNiCron** » Sun May 15, 2011 12:27 am

Sorry zar but u cant ruel space from a planet

also i took that tital from the NR

zaroba · Post by **zaroba** » Sun May 15, 2011 12:31 am

exactly why i said that Zoric Enterprises has no interest in the galaxy.
ZE is interested in planets, not the galaxy.

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Sun May 15, 2011 3:39 am

The NR has been focusing on planet/s too... well almost a whole planet, Xebec, which is receiving some attention. and concepts for other planets too.

And just today the NR vanquished the leader of AIF in a "battle" in space.

well perhaps it was more of an underhanded trick on morb while he was idle. nevertheless it did require a small amount of skill.

and speaking of skills in space, and planet building, The NR does plan to build a second planet, a planet which will train NR recruits for space battles, and planet building. then... the NR will rule space, THROUGH the planets

muhaha

aaahah aa..aha.. aaa....

aaaaa...