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flametard · Post by **flametard** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:04 pm

NR
An alliance of good, to battle evil, and protect the innocent

The Origins of the NR are shrouded in mystery,
it is true, indeed, that the ancient records have been lost to time, it seems.
What is known is that a foolish Humon by the name of Decawhn was able to
Unleash it into our spacetime. Now it exists. Just HOW and Where he found it seems to remain a mystery, for ancient scrolls have spoken of it long before Humons had ever created the letters N, and R.

The Great Stimutacs

is now the caretaker of NR. He has learned the secrets of it, not to weild for himself, but simply for the truth of knowing.

Our goal under his mighty wing, is to righteously enforce justice upon the evil and wicked. In order to protect the oppressed, suffering and innocent to the ever most reaching of our souls. This is the true truth which lies rooted at the center of NR's magical tree of.

magical tree of. um.

Justice.

Join the NR new recruits today. The forum will be active shortly to teach you these truths in an efficient, and rather fast-food like atmpsphere. its free to enroll, and you will achieve the skills nessicary to protect and enforce and do acts of wholesomeness throughout the galaxy.

faction name: NR new recruits
faction password: Truth

lazyredhead · Post by **lazyredhead** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:25 am

you wish.....

David · Post by **David** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:54 am

the mighty NR is still alive. dont worry yourselves children. we shall become your leaders again soon enough.

Stim, check your messenger ASAP.

David · Post by **David** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:33 am

WHAT?!!!!!
this is too much. NR should be the first thing to roll out of your mouth. but no, TU has become a haven for newbs such as BG. this is blasphemy. i shall return to start a new chapter and re-write history.

Baladin · Post by **Baladin** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:33 pm

BG have been top of the leaders board for a long time now and i cant see it changing anytime soon because were pr0. Your welcome to try though.

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:16 am

tis unfortunate, indeed. that the great one has been held prisoner in another dimension. unable to see most in space and still yet to coordinate attacks. indeed, this is a challenge that may not yet be overcome. the great one works hard now. with every ounce of strength his goal is drawn ever closer: a cable for which to hook his spaceship's computer directly into the planet of xebec. This cable must protrude into the soil of the planet nine feet doubled, and then doubled again. Let it be known that the first challenge unto the great Stimutacs is to move some cars out of the way to make room for the cable. and let it be known that there was a second challenge before him. One of a great company which exchanges sheckles for the instalation of this cable. And so shall be A great power unleashed upon the galaxy and the great one shall return from out of the invisible dimensions and command space, and the false ones who claim to dominate it. indeed NR's spirit lies ever present in the galaxy, undefeated legends of olde, which slumber till the day of awakening. so too shall it pass that these things may come to be of which was once known as the universe, but its real name is the one that cannot be written. for to gaze upon its words would bring death to anyone who reads it by way of an over usage of the brains joy chemical producing gland. And so it shall not be written.

Mishka · Post by **Mishka** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:51 pm

flametard wrote:tis unfortunate, indeed. that the great one has been held prisoner in another dimension. unable to see most in space and still yet to coordinate attacks. indeed, this is a challenge that may not yet be overcome. the great one works hard now. with every ounce of strength his goal is drawn ever closer: a cable for which to hook his spaceship's computer directly into the planet of xebec. This cable must protrude into the soil of the planet nine feet doubled, and then doubled again. Let it be known that the first challenge unto the great Stimutacs is to move some cars out of the way to make room for the cable. and let it be known that there was a second challenge before him. One of a great company which exchanges sheckles for the instalation of this cable. And so shall be A great power unleashed upon the galaxy and the great one shall return from out of the invisible dimensions and command space, and the false ones who claim to dominate it. indeed NR's spirit lies ever present in the galaxy, undefeated legends of olde, which slumber till the day of awakening. so too shall it pass that these things may come to be of which was once known as the universe, but its real name is the one that cannot be written. for to gaze upon its words would bring death to anyone who reads it by way of an over usage of the brains joy chemical producing gland. And so it shall not be written.

Your return will be the begining of a new war. Gather an army stimutacs, for you'll need one to defeat me, and that's just me, and you know this I say is indeed fact.

Mark my words stimutacs, you're my only rival, and I will take you down.

Mishka · Post by **Mishka** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:55 pm

I demand the RETURN of the real NR, Stimutacs. The one David wishes. Not this falsery goody nonesense you have created.

Bring back the evil supreme that once devasted.

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:58 pm

Mishka wrote:I demand the RETURN of the real NR, Stimutacs. The one David wishes. Not this falsery goody nonesense you have created.

Bring back the evil supreme that once devasted.

i know not of this nonsense. NR has ever stood for good and righteousness.

Mishka · Post by **Mishka** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:13 pm

flametard wrote:
Mishka wrote:I demand the RETURN of the real NR, Stimutacs. The one David wishes. Not this falsery goody nonesense you have created.

Bring back the evil supreme that once devasted.
i know not of this nonsense. NR has ever stood for good and righteousness.

What does David say about this? Don't tell me you're going to turn all goody two shoes like him now, David? Hm?

Do you agree with his statement, quoted above, David?

Admit it Stimutacs, you've destroyed and manipulated the very essence of the NR, without asking for the opinion of your best warrior: David.

I know, even though he won't admit it, he'll never be satisfied within this "new" NR.

You know what I say is true Stimutacs, stop hiding your error. Stop embarrasing yourself in front of the galactic public! You seemed to be a stronger, wiser and cunning leader before, now with this new analogy you pose no threat! This disturbs me so, for we are the only true warriors left in this galaxy, the only true supreme factions, we always stand strong. But you're not doing this.

Bring back the real NR, this galaxy has no space for an order of righteousness! The Black Guard shall show no mercy to such an order!

Baladin · Post by **Baladin** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:11 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H_OhCUT ... 1&index=33[/url]

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:04 am

NR

our superior genetics are legendary

the strongest faction in the known universe

the first faction to reach 200 kills

Xyience, of NR, is the president of the galaxy.
YOUR president.

the only faction to dominate this forum with 20 pages of glory

and the first faction to reach the double digits of

a-POWER

10

10

POINTS

OF

POWER

Baladin · Post by **Baladin** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:38 am

AND

NOW

THEY

ARE

NOTHING

mark2k8 · Post by **mark2k8** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:28 pm

stimutacs the title of greatest alien fighter in the galaxy shall be mine, i can almost smell your hull burning ,my alien freighter shall turn yours into mear scrap then im gonna tow your ass to plannet junkyard and trade you in for a new ion drive pedal, sort your connection

David · Post by **David** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:42 am

ah yes, i see you all are eager to receive the long shaft of NR. soon enough.....soon enough.

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:43 pm

right

I, Flametard_NR of the galactic faction of NR, have been summoned by the galactic council of NR, lead by the all high president Xyience_NR, and the Great Stimutacs, to inform the galaxy forums of the current state of the universe address.

indeed, NR has triumphantly asserted its dominance to the rest of the factions of the galaxy with a mighty showing of 10 points. no challengers have stepped up to the challenge and rightfully so, the aura of NR exudes triumph on such a scale that no challenger would dare step up to the challenge.

A recent study by the Galactic technical institute has proven that all those who are not within the ranks of NR are left with two choices:
you may either join us (faction name: NR new recruits, faction password: Truth)
or, you may worship us.

that is all.

fatboy.01 · Post by **fatboy.01** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:20 pm

flametard wrote: no challengers have stepped up to the challenge

.

this sounds and look's like a challenge to me

mark2k8 wrote:stimutacs the title of greatest alien fighter in the galaxy shall be mine, i can almost smell your hull burning ,my alien freighter shall turn yours into mear scrap then im gonna tow your ass to plannet junkyard and trade you in for a new ion drive pedal, sort your connection

cgaskell20 · Post by **cgaskell20** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:09 pm

ye thats big talk for some1 who is invisable to every1,

mark2k8 · Post by **mark2k8** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:14 pm

theres only so long you can hide, i have defeated david and defeated xyience, and guess what.... your next

maxtopp · Post by **maxtopp** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:35 pm

David wrote:AHEM... well, once your faction shares the same fate as SR did. heh. then what faction name will you change to? hmmm?

What happened to SR anyway? It's still alive.