from newb to cynic to bad ideas: the universal in haiku

hedgehog · Post by **hedgehog** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:42 pm

hi, sorry i'm new
um, why is everything white?
why am i jesus?

lovely biplaneworld
such a large bdat you have
drops players like leaves

"it would be cool if..."
the feature request, like rain
falls on deaf monkeys

mit says it's WIP, but
personally i suspect
we'll never get crates

"hi everybody
i'm leaving for a bit", but
the next day i'm back

anyone can make
awesome textures: just use the
microsoft paintbrush.

this is awesome but
it would be even cooler
if you could just... *smack*

animate my mech
animate my mech, oh lord,
animate my mech

"how do i type the
orange text?" and then we knew
that our team was fecked.

hey mit make it so
i can get thirty thousand
sheckles right now pls.

what sign? i didn't
see any sign what the feck
do you mean by "sign"?

Nigel · Post by **Nigel** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:53 pm

are you having a mid life crisis hedge?

You stole my building noob
I meant to get that back
please give it me back plezz

You sell way too high
I never thought that I could
buy anywhere else, me new

hedgehog · Post by **hedgehog** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:56 pm

i'm i'm dead at 56, then no.

i commend your use of poor grammar to portray accuracy.

Nigel · Post by **Nigel** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:58 pm

By clever deduction I can work out that you're 28

and thanks, I tried to make them very noobesque.

How do I play this game
20 ppl have told mee twise
but I forgot just a second ah go

hedgehog · Post by **hedgehog** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:00 pm

29 by the end of the month.

Nigel · Post by **Nigel** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:01 pm

hedgehog wrote:29 by the end of the month.

don't worry, then you'll have a whole year to worry about hitting 30

Post by **Fooli** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:07 pm

So how do i move?
Lousy Quake generation
Never used cursors

I've got this picture
Can you put it in the game?
Total confusion

Laziest player
Press button to win the game
Are you happy now?

Too fast too slow too
Hard too easy too complex
Too simple too pff

hedgehog · Post by **hedgehog** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:23 pm

if you build it, they
will come, but then you'll wish
they'd just feckin leave.

the day hedge textures
the racecars will be the day
tom gets a concience

see you guys later
off to play furcadia
dear jesus help me.

omg, female
player omg female
player omg

leigon · Post by **leigon** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:39 pm

Wibble?
Wibbles where?
Wibbles everywhere?