Rules:
1. No parties in the middle of the night, this ain't a party cruiser.
2. No vomiting, pooping, or urinating on the deck. Let's keep the wood clean gentlemen, don't poop on deck.
3. No hurling people overboard. The water makes you explode, have a heart (Explosive Water courtesy of TheUniversal)
4. Don't burn the hull for a warm fire. You'll end up burning the entire boat. If that happens, we'll lose the boat and respawn over explosive water for all eternity in an unending cycle.
5. In relation to the last rule, we are going to fit in the 4 berry bushes onto the ship. Don't burn them to serve your pyromaniac needs.
Add a few rules if you wish, gentlemen.
