Ark Rules (fun)

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Mishka
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Ark Rules (fun)

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Since we're about to build an Ark and drift away into the far oceans, we're gonna have to work on co-living and maintaining a well enviroment between the crew and it's confines. We're going to live with each other for a long time, in a boat in the middle of nowhere. So me and a few others have decided (just for fun) to mention a set of rules. And since Mit put a text plate for the tower, maybe he can do the same for us on the Ark with the following set of rules:

Rules:

1. No parties in the middle of the night, this ain't a party cruiser.

2. No vomiting, pooping, or urinating on the deck. Let's keep the wood clean gentlemen, don't poop on deck.

3. No hurling people overboard. The water makes you explode, have a heart (Explosive Water courtesy of TheUniversal)

4. Don't burn the hull for a warm fire. You'll end up burning the entire boat. If that happens, we'll lose the boat and respawn over explosive water for all eternity in an unending cycle.

5. In relation to the last rule, we are going to fit in the 4 berry bushes onto the ship. Don't burn them to serve your pyromaniac needs.

Add a few rules if you wish, gentlemen. :P
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5. In relation to the last rule, we are going to fit in the 4 berry bushes onto the ship. Don't burn them to serve your pyromaniac needs
:twisted: bushes stay with the tower on land if u leave with the ark than u leave with out food :twisted:
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Post by morbydvisns »

so they can live underwater with the rest of ur corpses
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Post by ElderGod »

blaze that would be a waist of perfectly good bush
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Re: Ark Rules (fun)

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Mishka wrote:2. No vomiting, pooping, or urinating on the deck. Let's keep the wood clean gentlemen, don't poop on deck.
oops, sorry about that.
why is it called the POOP deck if you don't want us pooping there?
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