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lordmyrth
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Post by lordmyrth »

ATTENTION ALL YOU FLYING SKEET AND LUNCH MONEY CARRIERS!!!

Yes, you in the shuttle, and you in the fatboy cargo ship with space-moobs bigger then most full grown starships. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Who am I?

I am Admiral Razor, of the Space Raiders...and I...am a Pirate.

And you...are just so much space scrap, if you...ahem, say it with me...


DON'T HAVE SHIELDS!!!

Now, I got a full battery of lasers and a stuffed rack of missles just ITCHING to unload on you. I get off on it, cause I'm a sick b******d like that. You know what pumps my pistons even more? Flying back over to you, after hijacking your precious cargo, then crapping it out of my airlocks, filled with explosives, just so it'll float past your viewscreen. It makes me feel all warm inside.

So, the moral of the story is...

GET SHIELDS! OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

That is all.
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killkill
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Post by killkill »

o know wat? that got me really scared i think i gotta save up 4 shields now
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Post by Magicfinger »

nice.... ever considered therapy ? ;)
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Norazza
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Post by Norazza »

lol @ Magicfinger.........and yea KillKill if i was you id save up for shields if you play in space alot your going to need them anyway :lol:
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killkill
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Post by killkill »

i have to my bounty is already at 50cr from hunting bounties. i cant trade unless the sysyem is COMPLETELY clear or i risk my neck :( !!
leconite
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Post by leconite »

[quote="killkill"]i have to my bounty is already at 50cr from hunting bounties. i cant trade unless the sysyem is COMPLETELY clear or i risk my neck :( !![/quote]

BS I've gone bounty hunting a few time, & have never incured a bouty on myself.

unless what you meant was cargo / newb hunting :)
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killkill
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Post by killkill »

naw i dunno. might have been from when i first started. i think there should be A.I. opponents in cirrus minor so newbs dont kill each other (like i did)
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Post by coolbiker »

Exactly what ive said elsewhere.
Newbs killing newbs is the biggest reason for new players leaving the game.
And now we have it in black and white :D
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