ATTENTION HUMONS
yes, tis true. The votes are in, and Speedy of NR has become the new president of the galaxy. This marks a second victory for the administration of NR and all it has contributed to the galaxy. Indeed the people of our galaxy were pleased with the work of Xyience of NR and, as a result, chose wisely to appoint one of the greatest contributors of the galactic empire of NR, Speedy, to become the next president of the galaxy.
And already, The Great Stimutacs himself has awarded the nobel peace prize to Speedy of NR, for being a peace loving spokesperson of the NR, the greatest faction in all the space. Ever have we stood for all that is good and righteous in the galaxy, and will further promote peace unto all planets by waging pre-emptive wars to ensure the safety of the future generations of our galaxy, and the planets within.
All hale The Great one, the legendary Stimutacs, whos spirit has been trapped in the nether-regions of each of our souls. And we patiently await his triumphant return to the galaxy to further help enrich the soils of the planets which are dry. To valiantly decimate the hulls of all the wicked, for the purpose of good... so that all may enjoy peace through the unforgiving titanium fist of NR.
that is all.. as you were.