The Landshark Coalition/Shepherds Of Jetpack Jesus

McHale · Post by **McHale** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:55 pm

And once again, Yellow Tyranny has enslaved the island.

zaroba · Post by **zaroba** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:59 pm

we must rise and fight them!

Omni · Post by **Omni** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:00 pm

Once again they're back their old inmoral ways, chasing people (even unarmed) around the map and enslaving them, or killing them.

If this is what this communtiy wants, a tyrant, then fine.

But I believe we deserve a just king, someone's who's king because people want him to be. Blaze isn't that king, only 4 people support him, the rest are slaves.

I just don't like how people are getting chased around the map and enslaved, new players, unnarmed players, right now, as I write this, a new player is getting enslaved. Blaze told me himself it's join or get killed, or enslaved. Right now it's 3 vs 1 on everybody, armed or not.

We deserve a better king, let's unite and fight for it.

Oh and about that new player.

McHale · Post by **McHale** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:27 pm

zaroba wrote:yea. No point in playing anymore if they are going to go around enslaving everybody while hypocritically claiming they want peace. .

Well, technically they are creating peace, like the man said,

"Total peace means evil has won, for they have silenced all opposition"

Omni · Post by **Omni** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:50 pm

THE REVOLUTION HAS STARTED. FOR FREEDOM!!!!!!! WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE OUR KING! NOT AS SLAVES! BUT AS FREE MEN!

Omni · Post by **Omni** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:28 pm

Many have already been freed, Stand your arms against oppression.

You will be asked if you wish to be freed, or to continue with Blaze, or to join the landsharks. But that choice will be yours, without oppression, not being pointed at with a sword. It will all be verbal.

If Blaze becomes king, it will be because we chose it so, otherwise it's better having no king at all.

For a free community.

Omni · Post by **Omni** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:15 pm

The Landsharks have tried reasoning with Blaze's gang, but after many hours of diplomacy, they refuse to continue on their old evil ways of oppression and enslavement.

We have put them on our list as a potential danger to the community's freedom, here's the name list:

Stimutacs
Blaze
FearNick

They insist on telling us they will enslave us all again, "because that's how they work", according to stimutacs.

Watch out for those players and their activities within the islands.

Landsharks out!

P.S.

If you wish to join the Landsharks, just say it here, and we'll make that possible.

Cheers!

agweber · Post by **agweber** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:43 am

The key detail that is intentionally been left out is that they have said they would only chase down and enslave those who take arms. Those without arms will be left alone.

zaroba · Post by **zaroba** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:59 am

I honestly doubt there is truth to that statement. If everybody were to discard their swords and join the coalition, would they accept having no followers? I highly doubt it.

FearNick · Post by **FearNick** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:27 am

agweber wrote:The key detail that is intentionally been left out is that they have said they would only chase down and enslave those who take arms. Those without arms will be left alone.

agweber is right we were asking people without swords if they wanted to join and Blaze told us to only enslave people who could defend themselfs

McHale · Post by **McHale** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:32 am

A truce has been made between Blaze and myself, hopefully spawning an age of chivalry and freedom on the island.

morbydvisns · Post by **morbydvisns** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:12 am

bunch o drama queens.

gah.

Supporters of myself will get a special bonus on Ariya.

I am the Orangered Tribe.

Omni · Post by **Omni** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:31 am

morbydvisns wrote:bunch o drama queens.

gah.

Supporters of myself will get a special bonus on Ariya.

I am the Orangered Tribe.

Hopefully we'll see more rival clans now.

McHale · Post by **McHale** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:54 am

Ok, next order of business:

Making swords to support every cavie's right to bear arms.

Let's try and create an assembly line; the armed can make iron (smelter/brown rocks) and ash (fire/twigs), but unarmed cavies make Steel (smelter/ash/iron), and other armed cavies can make swords (hammer/steel).

So let's try to organize and create a slick tasking process to keep the gears of freedom oiled.

Tied with this, because wisdom is power, is helping the newer players build their wisdom. Which I will be doing, along with making ash, for on the road to peace I lost a few of my items.

Also, if anyone else have important business to discuss, please bring it up here.

agweber · Post by **agweber** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:59 am

Should work towards having a swordy carrying a bronze axe to quickly provide wood for those who need to make smelters/hammers.

McHale · Post by **McHale** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:07 pm

Thanks for mentioning that, ag, I keep forgetting about axes.

McHale · Post by **McHale** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:28 am

Well, last week was quite interesting. The Landshark Coalition was extremely efficent in the completion of it's goals, perhaps even too efficent. Nevertheless, Yellow Tyranny was defeated, and the Good King Morvis took the metaphoric throne for two consecutive dynasties. Then we had a foreigner induced war, and our inventories were reset.

Now, as we build our infrastructure once again, perhaps this time we can do so in peace, without tyrants and brutes enslaving those who only want liberty and freedom.

And if that is the case, perhaps the Landshark Coalition can retire to a more passive position. But if not, and if someone follows in the footsteps of the Yellow Tyrants, we will need to once again join together to extinguish the fires of slavery.

flametard · Post by **flametard** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:15 pm

indeed. that's why the great Stim is proposing the
1st Bannerless Peace March for Swordholders
as a show of solidarity, respect, and responsibility in these armed times.

To join the march, just acquire yourself a sword, and do not challenge anyone. You must be without banner, and holding a sword to show you strength and cleanliness.

The March will take place starting now, until something happens that causes us to forget about it. have a nice day.

MasterNiCron · Post by **MasterNiCron** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:06 pm

def of SLAVERY, a condition of submission to or domination by some influence

IE. being told not to have slaves and then being forced to comply is a form of slavery in it self

morbydvisns · Post by **morbydvisns** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:37 pm

we-hell lookee there.