the skies of biplane world; calm, cloudy. a peaceful morning gives way to dewy spring grass blushing under a warm morning sun.
and suddenly! you hear a sound in the distance! and equally sudden, sudden begetting more suddeness, there's more suddenness!
like an apocalypse stubbing its toe on the way out of bed, a devastating sound pierces past..
1,589 feet above a punishing and poorly textured sea, hedgehog's soapwith caramel biplane lunges through the air like a ballet gone lapdance. far below on the ground, you frantically rush for your binoculars* and glimpse his rippling pilot scarf, flowing in the mighty wind like a senator relieving himself at a nude beach. his pilot goggles securely in place on a blownback furry head, he notes an observer far below, and gives you a cheery thumbs up.
suddenly, a shining light blinds your binoculars as he smiles, the sun reflecting off the pilot's razer sharp teeth.
and then, as you manage to regain sight, through the sunspots you see a horrific sight as the plane begins to dive! diving, diving like greg luganis and j-lo's career after gigli. and just as you find yourself about to despair -- what's this? -- a flip! a veritable loop-de-loop ...and another! ...and another! and, how can this be but it can -- for it's before your very own eyes -- but a fourth! a fourth-de-loop!
dizzy but proud, the pilot then regains composure and flies off, narrowly avoiding the sea like stevie wonder, off to adventures untold and alive to fly another day.
take the hedgehog pilot challenge! four loops on biplane world or your best stunt gets you... well, absolutely nothing really, but i dunno i thought it was kinda cool.
maybe.
at best.
*sold seperately. not available on all** worlds.
** any worlds.
