The Great Stimutacs must leave the galaxy temporarily

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The Great Stimutacs must leave the galaxy temporarily

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ATTENTION HUMONS
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The Great Stimutacs, valiant leader of NR, unparraleled marrauder, and general charismatic dude, will sadly be absent from the galaxy for a couple of HUMON weeks.
:cry:



Yes, tis very sad but true, for the great one has things to attend to on the planet of Earth.
:cry:


This will surely cause a wake of depression amongst NR and non-NR alike. fore, when you subtract such a great presence from the galaxy, many will discover a great void has been opened which cannot be filled but only by His greatness. Many of you have relied on his splendidness to merely wake up in the morning, but fear not! The great one appointed counselors throughout space and planets to address the peoples' despair.

In the great ones stead, David shall lead the great army of NR. be fearful, David is a powerful warrior whos lack of concious makes Skeletor look like Hanna Montana. Fore he is not above killing without reason, without mercy. Like a galactic t-rex, David will fire upon anything that moves, so if you see him, your best bet is to stay perfectly still.

The great one will return shortly, so please, better not fret, better not cry, bettter not shout I'm telling you why. Stimutacs will return to the galaxy. Hes making a list, checking it twice, and hes going to marraud the *^&% out of them when he returns. zero_gt :shock: hatako :shock: wes :shock: mishka :shock: what is this... dramaking? :shock: indeed, stimutacs will return to the galaxy.

he knows when youve been sleeping, he knows when youre awake
he knows if youve been badmouthing NR or not and hes gonna shoot your $&*sses down either way. Stimutacs will return to the galaxy.

That is all.
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*cough* That was a long read..... You will be missed Stim, and I'll keep looking for that little battle me and you are due to when you come back.

Goodluck Stim.
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I have never really met you in space Stim, however, i'm sure you'll be sorely missed.

(At least now the forums may calm down a bit :lol: , unless Mishka finds another player to 'discuss' alliance issues with :shock:. hehe)

God speed.

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(At least now the forums may calm down a bit Laughing , unless Mishka finds another player to 'discuss' alliance issues with Shocked. hehe)
Will you just mind your own bussiness? Are you attempting to flamebait? This is a forum and here we are free to share our views and opinions and also defending or point of view as long as it doesn't violate the code of conduct, have you read the Code of Conduct?

Learn to be in a forum please.
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Mishka wrote:
(At least now the forums may calm down a bit Laughing , unless Mishka finds another player to 'discuss' alliance issues with Shocked. hehe)
Will you just mind your own bussiness? Are you attempting to flamebait? This is a forum and here we are free to share our views and opinions and also defending or point of view as long as it doesn't violate the code of conduct, have you read the Code of Conduct?

Learn to be in a forum please.
Whoa there. Calm down. Twas just a joke.
Learn to be in a forum please.
Learn a sense of humour. :|
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Learn to make a joke.
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Post by dramaking444 »

Now now Mishka, we don't want another flame war on our hands, do we?


This is a forum and here we are free to share our views and opinions and also defending or point of view as long as it doesn't violate the code of conduct, have you read the Code of Conduct?
you obviously don't know that I have been a member of these forums for a lot longer than you have, so please don't lecture me about the code of conduct.

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Now now Mishka, we don't want another flame war on our hands, do we?
But I didn't start the flame now did I? Oh and what is this I see? You are the only one complaining. :)
you obviously don't know that I have been a member of these forums for a lot longer than you have, so please don't lecture me about the code of conduct.

DK444
That's a poor excuse, people join the forums without reading the Code of Conduct, you have demostrated to be one of them.


Bah I'm done here, I'm not going to keep feeding the little argument you for long desired, goodluck to you DK, especially in space. :wink:
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Re: The Great Stimutacs must leave the galaxy temporarily

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WHAT?!? why? where? when? for how log? to what point and purpose young missy? WHY IS THE RUM GONE!!!! RUM HERE HAVING THE MEANING OF STIMUTACS!!! untill your return, my avatar is going to be shocked and sadened!

when you do return prepare yourself for my alien mega! I shall crush your army! you included!
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hatako wrote:WHAT?!? why? where? when? for how log? to what point and purpose young missy? WHY IS THE RUM GONE!!!! RUM HERE HAVING THE MEANING OF STIMUTACS!!! untill your return, my avatar is going to be shocked and sadened!

when you do return prepare yourself for my alien mega! I shall crush your army! you included!
That's the spirit!
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yes hatako, it would be pointless for me to destroy someone when they don't put up a fight. this will make it more intresting for me. Stim man, i hope everything works out for ya dude. ill hold down the fort until your return.
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David wrote:yes hatako, it would be pointless for me to destroy someone when they don't put up a fight. this will make it more intresting for me. Stim man, i hope everything works out for ya dude. ill hold down the fort until your return.
...by the way... why ARE you leaving?
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The Great Stimutacs's ships computer must be left in dry dock for the next month. The great one has decided to get his flesh body augmented by doctors on the planet earth, during this time he will be away from the dry dock area. The great stimutacs has requested that surgeons chop into his gums to remove teeth which are of no evolutionary use anymore. as a result, when he returns he may be much less wise for these are known as wisdom teeth. additionally, The great one has corageously requested that special HUMON doctors shoot laserbeams directly into his eyes, to build a more intimate relationship with lasers, so that he may marraud more accuratly. When he returns his gaze will not be shrouded by sheets of curved plastic. Also hes visiting his mom for christmas. He will return in January if all goes well. Hopefully then he shall finish the planet Xebec for a few more months before recruiting himself into the merchant marines.... of earth. during which time, he shall be absent from the galaxy for 2 years, yet I, flametard, shall keep an eye on this forum to stay current with galactic progressions and to state short reports to the great ones ocean journeys. a short speck of a HUMON lifespan. after said time has elapsed he shall return to reclaim what is his. The great one is very confident that no.... *checks around* ...game... COUGH!! COUGH!!!... EXCUSE ME... can compare to the potential that our galaxy posesses. with the exception of chess. which our galaxy has. buggy as it is (freezes alot, have to relog, when you relog it doesnt remember that a player has castled)... lacking of 'en-passant' as it is. its chess. and the great one will own anyone (rated under FIDE 1700) at it.
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hakato, my dear. please do the great stimutacs a humongous favor.
go to :http://theuniversal.net/forum/viewtopic ... olden+dawn

and edit your first post there which innacuratly perpetuates a very disturbing rumor as to the meaning of NR.

"in recent discoveries, the spys working for golden dawn uncovered a secret about NR. our spies discovered that NR stands for (EDIT), startilling news indeed."

please do that and you and the great one will be cool again.

or if you can, just delete the post entirely, cause those 2 words have found there way all over that post. The great one wishes not to see this... un called for...offensive material on his forum. for the great one very much admires every religious faith, as well as the racial diversity of the planet earth. The great one has been owned at chess by HUMONS of every color, age, gender, and class. The great one very much expresses his respect for all HUMONS except those who ignorantly think that one color, age, gender, or class is better than another.

thank you
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