After "The War", wich was the biggest and most brutal guild war this game ever expirienced ( SR and NR) it was believed that both of this guilds fell and vanished into thin air. I, commander of the SR, have taken time to observe the galaxy, it's actions and players, and to my surprise, the war hasn't eliminated entirely one of the guilds.
After the war, SR's leadership fell, there was no more leaders no more commanders, and it was believed that the last 3 commanders where the only survivors after the war (Shorty, Smurfy, Mishka) , but I have found that not to be true, there were more survivors, more warriors.
This last survivors of the war and part of SR, rising from the ashes, are considered and independant force, since SR has no leadership anymore. They will be recognized as SR independant pirates, a totally independant force, but of course we will still help and support each others like brothers till the end. I shall be recognized as an SR independant commander, all other SR independant players are free to do what they desire, since the leadership fell there are no more guild rules to follow, just the game's.
Remains in the ash.
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flametard
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how....dare you...claim that NR has died. The great leader of NR, Stimutacs, will return shortly to decimate you for your lies! His life cycle is regenerating at the moment, and you must be patient. if you are not patient, he will take it as a sign of weakness and easily plow through you and your unprepared clan with his mighty tactical brain-ship, once he has finished re-giving birth to himself. I suggest you prepare your clan for imminent battle if you wish to put up the slightest bit of resistance, otherwise, he and the great clan of NR will blow you down like popeye scatters dandilion seeds when making a wish for his beloved olive-oil.
however, the smartest move for you and the likes of your disorganized "clan" would be to simply join NR. if so, you may be spared as a type of space jesters for the great one's amusement. MAYbe. otherwise, he will gladly mount your ship with his glorious ship, much like an earth dog asserts its dominance to lesser opponents.
all heil! all heiL. the great Stimutacs! now i shall play triumphant music from the earth musical group "iron maiden" to speed the great ones gestation process.
"You'll die as you lived in a flash of the blade! and a LA LA LA LA LA something whoooooaaaooo. you live for the touch for the feel of the steel! ONE MAN! And his hoooonour!!!"
however, the smartest move for you and the likes of your disorganized "clan" would be to simply join NR. if so, you may be spared as a type of space jesters for the great one's amusement. MAYbe. otherwise, he will gladly mount your ship with his glorious ship, much like an earth dog asserts its dominance to lesser opponents.
all heil! all heiL. the great Stimutacs! now i shall play triumphant music from the earth musical group "iron maiden" to speed the great ones gestation process.
"You'll die as you lived in a flash of the blade! and a LA LA LA LA LA something whoooooaaaooo. you live for the touch for the feel of the steel! ONE MAN! And his hoooonour!!!"
erm...out of curiosity...what makes stim so 'great'?
if i recall correctly, before he left he did absolutely nothing but fly around in a shuttle harmlessly shooting lasers at peoples shields to put them in red alert, and nothing more. then after getting blown up a few times he'd just !resetme to get lasers back again and continue on doing that. i seem to remember him doing that for several months.
he was pretty much nothing but a pesky gnat buzzing around your head on a hot summer day, occasionally landing on your ear.
if i recall correctly, before he left he did absolutely nothing but fly around in a shuttle harmlessly shooting lasers at peoples shields to put them in red alert, and nothing more. then after getting blown up a few times he'd just !resetme to get lasers back again and continue on doing that. i seem to remember him doing that for several months.
he was pretty much nothing but a pesky gnat buzzing around your head on a hot summer day, occasionally landing on your ear.
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WHAATT!!??? 
Stimutacs will not stand for such insults. his ventures in a shuttle were merely to give those he killed a sporting chance to kill him back, fore, he is a very just and kind leader. much like a 'handicap' in the HUMON game of 'golf' many did vanquish stimutacs in this time of experamenting, and thusly, their egos were boosted. previous to this time period, stimutacs was greatly undefeated and grew tired of the HUMON's simple combat tactics. He was left with no choice but to weaken his vessel in order to create space combat battles which proved to be more entertaining for himself and others who dared to challenge him, than the plainly one sided victories that had occured in the parsec of space time which took place before.
this mud slinging campaign will no longer be tolerated. once Stimutacs is done giving re-birth to him self, i shall inform him of your slander toward his greatness, and he will take the appropriate action to kill you softly with his song. he will recreate your whole life, with his words, and then kill you softly with his song. This period of informing him will be very difficult, and i might be killed just for bearing this insolent news, however, tis my duty, as i have pledged my life to serve his greatness.
as of now, zaroba, you just bought yourself a one way ticket to public enemy number one-ville, mister, fore the great and powerful clan of NR shall dismantle your ship and scatter the parts throughout the galaxy as a warning to others who so blindly miscalculate his supreme power.
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what is this phrase "role play"?
let it be known that the glorious Stimutacs is no longer in a shuttle and is quite capable of exposing your tender fleshlike hull from its protective sheild. much like an aligator rips a turtle from its shell to get at the juicy meat within, the amazing Stimutacs will feast upon your ships innards with ease and grace. even you yourself, while dieing at the tips of his powerful fingertips, will marvel at the splendor that is the great one.
let it be known that the glorious Stimutacs is no longer in a shuttle and is quite capable of exposing your tender fleshlike hull from its protective sheild. much like an aligator rips a turtle from its shell to get at the juicy meat within, the amazing Stimutacs will feast upon your ships innards with ease and grace. even you yourself, while dieing at the tips of his powerful fingertips, will marvel at the splendor that is the great one.
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if this galactic mud slinging campaign continues, I will be forced to vanquish you myself. The wonderous and gleeful Stimutacs will be pleased at my initiative. Once again your assumptions are not only insulting in their tone, they are also incorrect, and likely based solely on ego and ignorance. The powerful Stimutacs's has recently purchased a quick and feisty police fighter, so that he may exact police actions and police the galaxy with his long (third) arm of the law. His vessel is not only powered with the finest drive systems and pulse lasers, but in addition he posesses something that your puny freighter will never posess, an advanced alien brain at the helm.
accordingly, this thread shall go on into infinity because it has become clear to myself and the great one, that neither of us shall be content letting the other have the last word. The culture of the great Stimutacs dictates that to let another posess the last word is not only an insult to ones alienhood, but also an insult to ones alienity. as a result, the speices that the all powerful Stimutacs heils from never stops talking. accordingly, they have evolved a second mouth so that they may continue arguing their point in the midst of devouring their meals (their foes).
On the earth day of "monday" the all-mighty Stimutacs will land in the parking lot of "best buy" and exchange a peice of faulty HUMON computer equipment called "a router" for a much more advanced "router". once this is complete, he shall then travel to his land on the Earth continent of "north america". There he will help his brother continue creating a dry stone retaining wall to support logs to span a mighty creek that is on said land. after this relaxing gruntwork, which he very much enjoys, he will travel to the HUMON city of "norfolk virginia" and work on an article about his glassblowing prowess, for a great and powerful glass magazine which has requested he do an article for them.
upon completion of this article, he will then generate revinue for lasers to be shot directly into his beutiful and enchanting eyeballs, because The great one has been plagued with bad eyesight. These HUMON lasers are said to be able to reshape the eyeball back to its original perfect state. after this, He will undergo classes for merchant marine training, so that he may work undetected on this planetiod called "earth" which he wishes to travel as one of their kind, and also he shall earn Earth money to fund his art addiction for a later date. Upon completion of the merchant marine training courses, he shall return to his police fighter and take the appropriate actions to punish you for your continued disobedience. And he will also work on his planet "xebec" until the paperwork for the merchant marines returns from its very important journey to and from many important officials.
At this time, he shall put his mighty space vessel in dry dock for an undisclosed period of time while he enjoys a primitive sailors life on the oceans of this little known planet of "earth". He will also use this time to see many of the HUMON's structures called "port cities" which the HUMON people have preceriously built next to the turbulent coastlines. He wishes to see these places before their atrmosphere becomes too unstable to suppourt the massive water which is in solid form at the poles of this planet, and thusly causes these "port cities" to dissapear underneath the waves. He will also use this time floating on the earth's oceans to study the HUMON game of "chess" in order to win more earth money at the earth's chess tournament called "the world open" where he wishes to win tens of thousands of american dollars to further fund his art creating addictions.
After this has been accomplished, he shall vanquish you over and over as you said you wished. This may take a number of earth incriments of time known as "months", and shall assume that you will still long for the destroying of your clumsy vessel at his alien "hands".
All heil Stimutacs, Self appointed dictator of NR and unlocker of the many secrets of this Timeless clan. Fore, NR has existed LONG before the HUMON letters of "N" and "R" were created. EONS before this bumbling fool known as "decawho" stumbled upon its infinite power, which, of course, was too powerful for his frail HUMON body to weild. Stimutacs is the ONLY being in the galaxy who may claim right to harness the magic of NR. The chosen one. The time is upon us, great ones who may call themselves NR, THE TIME IS NOW! Stimutacs has commanded you to put the letters "NR" at the end of your name. The great one has commanded you to vanquish all foes who oppose us, and even those who dont, if you get bored.
The great one commands that you do not kill newbs tho, thats just wrong, however you may scare them. And most importantly, the great one commands that you spread the word about our galaxy to others!
in Stimutacs's name we pray,
NR
accordingly, this thread shall go on into infinity because it has become clear to myself and the great one, that neither of us shall be content letting the other have the last word. The culture of the great Stimutacs dictates that to let another posess the last word is not only an insult to ones alienhood, but also an insult to ones alienity. as a result, the speices that the all powerful Stimutacs heils from never stops talking. accordingly, they have evolved a second mouth so that they may continue arguing their point in the midst of devouring their meals (their foes).
On the earth day of "monday" the all-mighty Stimutacs will land in the parking lot of "best buy" and exchange a peice of faulty HUMON computer equipment called "a router" for a much more advanced "router". once this is complete, he shall then travel to his land on the Earth continent of "north america". There he will help his brother continue creating a dry stone retaining wall to support logs to span a mighty creek that is on said land. after this relaxing gruntwork, which he very much enjoys, he will travel to the HUMON city of "norfolk virginia" and work on an article about his glassblowing prowess, for a great and powerful glass magazine which has requested he do an article for them.
upon completion of this article, he will then generate revinue for lasers to be shot directly into his beutiful and enchanting eyeballs, because The great one has been plagued with bad eyesight. These HUMON lasers are said to be able to reshape the eyeball back to its original perfect state. after this, He will undergo classes for merchant marine training, so that he may work undetected on this planetiod called "earth" which he wishes to travel as one of their kind, and also he shall earn Earth money to fund his art addiction for a later date. Upon completion of the merchant marine training courses, he shall return to his police fighter and take the appropriate actions to punish you for your continued disobedience. And he will also work on his planet "xebec" until the paperwork for the merchant marines returns from its very important journey to and from many important officials.
At this time, he shall put his mighty space vessel in dry dock for an undisclosed period of time while he enjoys a primitive sailors life on the oceans of this little known planet of "earth". He will also use this time to see many of the HUMON's structures called "port cities" which the HUMON people have preceriously built next to the turbulent coastlines. He wishes to see these places before their atrmosphere becomes too unstable to suppourt the massive water which is in solid form at the poles of this planet, and thusly causes these "port cities" to dissapear underneath the waves. He will also use this time floating on the earth's oceans to study the HUMON game of "chess" in order to win more earth money at the earth's chess tournament called "the world open" where he wishes to win tens of thousands of american dollars to further fund his art creating addictions.
After this has been accomplished, he shall vanquish you over and over as you said you wished. This may take a number of earth incriments of time known as "months", and shall assume that you will still long for the destroying of your clumsy vessel at his alien "hands".
All heil Stimutacs, Self appointed dictator of NR and unlocker of the many secrets of this Timeless clan. Fore, NR has existed LONG before the HUMON letters of "N" and "R" were created. EONS before this bumbling fool known as "decawho" stumbled upon its infinite power, which, of course, was too powerful for his frail HUMON body to weild. Stimutacs is the ONLY being in the galaxy who may claim right to harness the magic of NR. The chosen one. The time is upon us, great ones who may call themselves NR, THE TIME IS NOW! Stimutacs has commanded you to put the letters "NR" at the end of your name. The great one has commanded you to vanquish all foes who oppose us, and even those who dont, if you get bored.
The great one commands that you do not kill newbs tho, thats just wrong, however you may scare them. And most importantly, the great one commands that you spread the word about our galaxy to others!
in Stimutacs's name we pray,
NR
Pssssst, yo stimutacs or flametard ( don't care who you really are) I do not posses any clan, aparently you can't read. As I said before SR is not a clan anymore, but an indepent force, that means that it has no leadershìp, all remaining SR members are totally indepent, just like if they were not in a clan but they are still recognized as SR pirates. So there is no "clan" anymmore. Better get reading glasses mate. Of course.. there will be no such war since there is no clan for you to fight.
So "the great stimu.... whatever will have to look for someone else to bother.
Btw, I am trying to make a story for the game, not a nut fest. So if you want to colaborate please make shure it stays in the boundaries of sense. Thank you.
So "the great stimu.... whatever will have to look for someone else to bother.
Btw, I am trying to make a story for the game, not a nut fest. So if you want to colaborate please make shure it stays in the boundaries of sense. Thank you.
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i dont understand parts of these last 2 posts. what do you mean by these HUMON phrases "role play"? and "play the game"
Indeed. The galaxy is a very large place, and full of stories, many of which have yet to be told. These stories must be handed down from generation to generation orally, for example, the great clan wars. This is our duty to tell these stories, but we cannot expect the galaxy itself to have an official story. That would merely undermine the vastness of space itself.
If you do not care about the GREAT Stimutacs, he shall vanquish you for not caring. In addition.. As long as the members of your "non-clan" still bear the letters "SR" we shall smite your *sses all over the place. Of course, it does not surprise me that the "group of independant pirates" formerly known as SR would be so flip flopping. Nevertheless, this is good news for our great clan, thank you for accepting defeat over this forum, but fortunatly, that will not save you from our wrath.
So, let me get this straight, youre saying that NR is the only great clan left? very good. Stimutacs will be pleased. We shall now rule Unchecked from system to shining system.
In order to clear things up as to my identity and the identity of the chosen one, Stimutacs, i shall clear things up now:
The Great Stimutacs, fearless leader of the clan NR, is from an alien speices of which little is known. We do know that they have 2 mouths, continouslly birth themselves out their own bowels, and have much larger brains than HUMONs.
I, am known (obviously) as Flametard. I am a monkey. I serve The great one, Stimutacs. My duties on his glorious vessel include: repairing the hull, simple navigation, entertaining the great one by singing, dancing, and playing instruments, reporting information reguarding the great one upon this forum site because he is to great for many HUMONS to directly communicate with, preparing meals (cooking and seasoning fallen foes of the great one), making the great one tea when he wishes... etc.
To answer Ken B's question as to why the Great one has been absent from space for a mere couple of earth "moons": as i stated before, The great Stimutacs's ship's computer router is on the fritz and must be replaced. This will most likey happen "tomorrow" (in one earth day cycle), however more time may elapse before he may return, fore The great one is a busy alien on the planet of earth. Trust me, there is little more He would like to do than vanquish foes in space, this gives him great joy.
The great one thanks you for your impatience reguarding frolicing in the galaxy with him. I understand why you miss his greatness so much, but please, be paitient. As you may know, he is not the earth drug known as "crack cocaine" or anything. Though he is very addictive in nature, you must go on with your lives independantly and accept my updates on this website as a small comfort.
As of now, i must end this transmission. I must now prepare the great one's sauna or I will be beaten.
Indeed. The galaxy is a very large place, and full of stories, many of which have yet to be told. These stories must be handed down from generation to generation orally, for example, the great clan wars. This is our duty to tell these stories, but we cannot expect the galaxy itself to have an official story. That would merely undermine the vastness of space itself.
If you do not care about the GREAT Stimutacs, he shall vanquish you for not caring. In addition.. As long as the members of your "non-clan" still bear the letters "SR" we shall smite your *sses all over the place. Of course, it does not surprise me that the "group of independant pirates" formerly known as SR would be so flip flopping. Nevertheless, this is good news for our great clan, thank you for accepting defeat over this forum, but fortunatly, that will not save you from our wrath.
So, let me get this straight, youre saying that NR is the only great clan left? very good. Stimutacs will be pleased. We shall now rule Unchecked from system to shining system.
In order to clear things up as to my identity and the identity of the chosen one, Stimutacs, i shall clear things up now:
The Great Stimutacs, fearless leader of the clan NR, is from an alien speices of which little is known. We do know that they have 2 mouths, continouslly birth themselves out their own bowels, and have much larger brains than HUMONs.
I, am known (obviously) as Flametard. I am a monkey. I serve The great one, Stimutacs. My duties on his glorious vessel include: repairing the hull, simple navigation, entertaining the great one by singing, dancing, and playing instruments, reporting information reguarding the great one upon this forum site because he is to great for many HUMONS to directly communicate with, preparing meals (cooking and seasoning fallen foes of the great one), making the great one tea when he wishes... etc.
To answer Ken B's question as to why the Great one has been absent from space for a mere couple of earth "moons": as i stated before, The great Stimutacs's ship's computer router is on the fritz and must be replaced. This will most likey happen "tomorrow" (in one earth day cycle), however more time may elapse before he may return, fore The great one is a busy alien on the planet of earth. Trust me, there is little more He would like to do than vanquish foes in space, this gives him great joy.
The great one thanks you for your impatience reguarding frolicing in the galaxy with him. I understand why you miss his greatness so much, but please, be paitient. As you may know, he is not the earth drug known as "crack cocaine" or anything. Though he is very addictive in nature, you must go on with your lives independantly and accept my updates on this website as a small comfort.
As of now, i must end this transmission. I must now prepare the great one's sauna or I will be beaten.
Ok.... erm.... whatever.. actually... there is no NR left...... all it's members left to another game.... including the leadership ( Deca and bluenova). I did not accept any defeat.... and i am no one to accept it... only vinnashal ( leader of SR) can do that, and for what I know he hasn't done such thing... actually there is no defeat to accept, both guilds went down together... and know we have here a crazy lunatic claiming to be the leader of NR and that NR is still there. I guess that it is the ghost of NR. Anyways... if you wanna be leader of NR you will have to start NR all over again, good luck with that.
And to Kb, well.... the game gets boring... and lonely sometimes.... so I want to stop playing but I want to keep playing, so that inspires me to make stories.
And to Kb, well.... the game gets boring... and lonely sometimes.... so I want to stop playing but I want to keep playing, so that inspires me to make stories.
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how about you just get over yourself and stop with the often annoying 'great one' and pathetic egocentric role play crap? role playing is nice at times, but when when you get into long speeches bragging and boasting like your some king of the game when you've never done CRAP, its very annoying.
i mean, for god sakes, the only thing you ever did was go around in a shuttle shooting lasers at peoples shields while giving a play by play of you saying you were blowing them up as they sat there, and/or saying they were fleeing from your almighty power when they got tired of you harmlessly lighting up there shields. and you always made all kinds of pathetic remarks acting like it was some major event, telling everybody about it when nothing even happened.
there pretty much is no nr or sr left. get over it, get on with the game.
if you want to start it up again with new members, feel free to, nobody is stopping you.
by current standings, counting active players, or at least active forum posters.
sr only has mishka, and nr only has you.
and don't bother replying to my post with some long inane monologue about how your so great, etc, etc. i wont even bother reading it. those posts are as bad as the junk that often came from djfire or smithy. in other words, there not even worth glancing threw for key things to reply to.
i mean, for god sakes, the only thing you ever did was go around in a shuttle shooting lasers at peoples shields while giving a play by play of you saying you were blowing them up as they sat there, and/or saying they were fleeing from your almighty power when they got tired of you harmlessly lighting up there shields. and you always made all kinds of pathetic remarks acting like it was some major event, telling everybody about it when nothing even happened.
there pretty much is no nr or sr left. get over it, get on with the game.
if you want to start it up again with new members, feel free to, nobody is stopping you.
by current standings, counting active players, or at least active forum posters.
sr only has mishka, and nr only has you.
and don't bother replying to my post with some long inane monologue about how your so great, etc, etc. i wont even bother reading it. those posts are as bad as the junk that often came from djfire or smithy. in other words, there not even worth glancing threw for key things to reply to.
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Once again, your opinions are bias, untruthful, and insulting to the great one.
You still refer to this "role play" as some kind of actions I take in the great one's stead, however, you refuse to explain what this HUMON phrase means.
Since you refuse to read the information I have given, I must assume that you are simply incapable of understanding these simple truthes., Nevertheless, I shall continue to post the last word on behalf of the great one.. no matter what.
to allow any less would be like accepting defeat, which i cannot allow unless i wish to have my life force stripped away by the great ones violent post-emptive actions.
Therefore, i shall post the last word:
all hail Stimutacs! The Great One! Fearless Leader of NR!
You still refer to this "role play" as some kind of actions I take in the great one's stead, however, you refuse to explain what this HUMON phrase means.
Since you refuse to read the information I have given, I must assume that you are simply incapable of understanding these simple truthes., Nevertheless, I shall continue to post the last word on behalf of the great one.. no matter what.
to allow any less would be like accepting defeat, which i cannot allow unless i wish to have my life force stripped away by the great ones violent post-emptive actions.
Therefore, i shall post the last word:
all hail Stimutacs! The Great One! Fearless Leader of NR!
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I'm finding it rather funnyMishka wrote:What the? Nerdgasm I presume?
Great one? All hail? Oh please........
P.S. I just don't understand why there are so many simple minded freaks in this game that pretend to rule the game when they simply can't... it's getting anoying really...
Well, there's been no reply from Vinn yet so im gonna continue with Black Guard now, unless he replies before we finish it then we can re-consider.
I have to admit Stimutacs, you are quite the character. Your words are strange to me, It is like reading a Mad Libs. Also, your MPD (multiple personality disorder) is bothering. I will not allow you to disturb the great realm of TU. Even now I wait in space for your return. Since you are not new, no one will object to me blasting you every time we meet, and will deal with whoever follows you indiscriminately. Your chared skelatal remains shall grace my trophy bone pit, and whats left of your ship will distributed to the newbs of TU so that they may exchange them for space creds.