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Thanks Fooli.

It's comforting to know The Universal is still being developed and updated in the same charmingly haphazard way it ever was

Yeah, title about says it. The resource you have requested could not be found on the server. There are many possible reasons for this. Either the file does not exist, there is an error in your request, or the file is not accessible in the requested directory. Please verify that: I can get the beta p...

ok, I tried it but it dodn't work....
oh well.

I still don't know how!
I can do java but internet stuff confuses and scares me.
Turn off proxy: I'm fine with that.
But how?

erasmus Ime in uni now behind a simuler system... There is one quick and easy way to fix this little problem since UDP does not go through the proxie, turn it off :) It supprised me today that turning it off once logged in I managed to log on to sab. btw... Being mates with the network admin don't ...

No, they continue. I just forget to put them on this forum. But I shall continue to post them untill you're begging me to stop. And as such: Volume 4.4 – The Science Of Idiocy (involves endless hills and popping eyes) Some of the more astute amongst you may have read Volume 4.3 and said “What? This ...

Come on Mit, how about your opinion?
I want to know what the drunken monkey thinks

Filling the gap till Volume 5, heeeeeeere's: Volume 4.3 – Intergalactic idiocy Throughout the universe there is one constant. Through the multitude of cultures there is one element that eternally appears: stupidity. Every race has had its fair share, some more than. One such is the Kl race which was...

Glossary Humans - Us. We exist as a betting system for the Sploogles Sploogles - An industrious, multi-limbed race. Very small, and lots of them claranticles - 8 inches tall. Militant, moral and very stupid. Only five remain alive Prapples - Immense, resembelling giant tooth-brushes. Eat planets, t...

Volume 4.2 – A Science Lesson Involving Widdleflips (This is not funny really, just mildly interesting, and probably all shite) As has been told before a Widdleflip is a creature that lives in the forth dimension. How can it be then that we do not touch, see or hear them? And how do they project th...

JasonX wrote:Volume 1 was the best in my opinion.

Likewise. Unfortunately a lot of people tol me it was too complicated and they couldn't follow it. So later Volumes were simplified

theseer wrote:that was meant to be more positive, came out wrong

ah ok then

anyhoo. Volume 4.1 – A History Lesson We now know that there are only five remaining Claranticles and that the race of NinKl'flips is extinct, but how did this come about, and why now is their name considered an insult? Well, quite simply through gross stupidity; something that every race comes acro...

theseer wrote:u must make it more then 5 volumes!

It's already 6 volumes ¬_¬
I thought you didn't like it anyway

theseer wrote:can't say it was just a little bit funny

This one has quite a few footnotes. Am working on Volume 5 in 10 second blocks every now and again. It will be done sooner or later Volume 4 In this volume it is time to cover a small part of the ecosystem that exists upon the heads of the Yurcks. The Yurcks, by nature, have no hair upon their huge ...

fhko wrote:

Freako wrote:you said u would only post more if we liked em. I think the general response is that we dont like them

I happen to enjoy reading them. So keep up the good work erasmus!

Thank you.

you said u would only post more if we liked em. I think the general response is that we dont like them :-P yeah, well, f**k it. I like them. And hence: Volume 3 Everybody knows that the most lovable and kind creatures of creation are the NinKl’flips. NinKl'flips spend their time dancing through spa...

theseer wrote:i would've thought the coincidence was fezwald and fezslug sharing the same prefix.

yes, i suppose so.

btw, tis now 6 volumes.

Vol 1
Vol 2
Vol 3
Vol 4
Vol 4.1
Vol 4.2

Volume 5 shall be written soon-ish

Volume 2 Those are the creatures and forms living above us spatially. There are others living above us dimensionally. These four dimensional beings are not visible to the human eye as they inhabit four spatial dimensions. They also cannot be touch or be felt by us because they do not inhabit the sa...